Now that you hate me for introducing you to the tweet-making website, I’ll have mercy and break that addiction.

Head over to turnyournameintoaaface.com and type in your first name. Or last name. Or first and last. Or your stripper name. It takes less than a second for this website to convert those letters into a digitized face.

In the 34 hours I’ve spent researching this site, I can advise you that sometimes the longer the name, the less detailed the face. For instance, here is what you get when you type the 25 letters of my mother’s full name:

Compared to the 12 letters in my husband’s last name:

 He kinda looks like Jesus burned into a piece of toast.

Here’s what Julie Sturgeon looks like:

 I have yet to figure the secret to getting those bangs out of my eyes.

And I've saved the best for last: Knowledgewebb, ta-da!

Give it a try. You may create a new family portrait that is far more accurate than what a camera can capture.