Lay awake at night wishing you were Mark Z? Expand your definition of social media beyond Facebook games and Twitter chatter, and you could join these entrepreneurs:

www.socioclean.com  That’s not social clean, as I originally typed, but socio, as in this place scrubs your networking sites of community stuff. I think. The owners string lots of important words that don’t exactly clear things up:

•                Take Control: Help manage online profile with advanced monitoring.

•                Maintain Social Reputation: Drive self-governance with growing social networks.

•         Expand User Experience: Single portal management for various social networks.

Best I can tell, it hunts down embarrassing photos on Facebook that you don’t want your boss to see and curse words you don’t want Mom to know you know. It’s free, so give it a whirl and we can compare grades. I received an F. Apparently the likelihood of someone seeing something inappropriate on my page is severe.

Want to friend me?!

www.homeelephant.com Consider the site a networking tool for your lonely and nosey neighbors – the idea is to start a neighborhood watch group online to report when a man dressed up like a dog steals someone’s computer they haven’t used since 1987, judging by the item in the home page commercial. It’s actually a very useful concept, but the trick is getting the lady you don’t know next door to sign on and use it.

www.squabbler.com.  First thing my eye fell on at this URL was the sentence. “Don’t talk to me. I’m pooping” and I knew I could be addicted. Users are encouraged to post their tiffs, beefs, arguments, and rants against humanity for others to solve. Where was this when I had to just pound sense into my little brother instead?