This is too genius not to share.

Party hounds, social drinkers, and those who don’t trust fate should check out Designated Dialer for the iPhone. In short, it lets you put a lock on the folks you really don’t want to find out you called in a weak moment the next morning. It could just be the antidote to most country music lyrics.

It’s one of 10 goofy, funny, great and stupid apps detailed at How Stuff Works. I must admit, iSteam is a cool party trick, perfect for those evenings when you knew it was a good idea to lock down your iPhone. On the other hand, wild horses dragging me through the Grand Canyon couldn’t induce me to download Hold On or Rotary Dialer.